So I finally published that novel...

Came back here with the intention of deleting that last post.  I guess it really wasn't too bitchy, but it felt bitchy.  I was in a bad mood when I wrote it, and the words felt moody in my head.  Feel free to ignore that last post.  There's some very good advice in it, but it's rather bitter advice, and I try to tell myself I'm more optimistic than that.

Anyway, another thing.

I finally published my novel.  Here's a link.  I doubt anyone comes to this blog, but I'll leave it anyway.  The novel is called There were Spirits in the Stone and it's a post-apocalyptic sci-fi.  If that's your kind of read, then follow the link to get a better description and some free sample chapters.  If you enjoy the sample chapters, the rest of the book is only $1.99 which is pretty affordable.

It's a first novel, so publishing it has been sort strange.  Not really emotional so much as just strange.  I was telling my fiance earlier tonight.  I can't sit down and read my novel, because every time I look at it, I hear a different voice reading it to me.  Normally when I read a novel, I envision the author's voice reading it to me. Every author writes to his or her own specific cadence, therefore, I can hear every author's voice as a unique voice.  My own writing doesn't sound like anyone's voice.  It sounds... weird in my head.

So, I've put the book away.  I don't know if it's a good book or a bad book.  I'm really hoping someone will give me some feedback, because I think it'll be quite a while before I'll be able to just open it up and start reading it like a normal book.  And I've already started on the next book.  This first one was actually a prequel for a series.  Don't worry, the series will be better written than the first book.  I hope.

In other news, I've drawn up plans for several different imaginary houses.  There's the concrete one, which is definitely my dream house.  There's also a few different ideas regarding what to do with the trailer, since we've got it and I might as well no waste it.

It might turn out to be good to have, because building a wooden house will be very difficult in the woods in the middle of nowhere without access to tools or electricity.  If I realize I need a special kind of screw out on our land (middle of nowhere), it'll take me four hours to drive out, buy it, and drive back.  But if I do it on the trailer on a property near a home depot, my chances of getting it successfully finished are higher.

I'm still not gonna take help from anyone in making it.  I'm really not trying to sound bitter with this, but I'm not taking help making this unless its from my fiance.  It's no one's fault, it's just that people have schedules and they get busy and things don't get done.  And it's more than that.  I want the learning experience of turning the trailer into a tiny house on wheels, because if I understand how to do that, I can then move on to bigger projects (like the concrete dream house).

So... now all I need is money.  Since I'm going to be making this with the cheapest material I can find, I should be able to make it with about $2000.

I'm gonna have to sell a lot of books...

My Recent Obsession

I must be a crazy woman.  In my spare time I've been compiling information on the requirements of a DIY house-building project.  I call it the Imaginary House.  It's my guilty pleasure.

Guilty because the trailer didn't pan out, and I spent $800 to get a series of unpleasant, practical, and "you'd think I'd know better" lessons.  The trailer is going nowhere.  It started going nowhere within the first week and when we had our unexpected relocation, I decided to scrape what remained of my dignity into a thimble and abandon the thing.  I could gripe and complain, but the fact of the matter is that I really needed those lessons to know what not to do with the Imaginary House.

~Imaginary House Rule #1: Have a very precise cost analysis of all materials required, money set aside with which to purchase them, extra money for unexpected expenses, and purchase all materials ahead of time.  (You'd think I'd know better...)

~Imaginary House Rule #2: Be capable of doing everything yourself.  If you can't do it entirely by yourself, have money set aside to hire someone to do it.  (Since hiring someone is expensive, might as well learn how to do it by yourself.)  People might volunteer to help.  That's very nice.  Don't expect them to follow through.  People have busy lives.

~Imaginary House Rule #3: Understand the logistics of everything.  Have a clear plan for how every little piece of every step works and do not deviate.  People will tell you the "correct" way to do things.  Unless its a safety issue, thank them, then ignore them.  They do not necessarily have a vested interest in completing the project.  They do not necessarily have a working knowledge of what you want the project to look like.  And even if they do have a working knowledge that could greatly improve your project, refer back to Rule #2.  Nothing sucks like waiting around for several months for someone to finish the key element of one comparatively small piece of a project that only they know how to do.

~Imaginary House Rule #4: This is more like a dire warning about rule #3.  I like to think I'm not so arrogant as to ignore a professional when they tell me I'm doing something wrong.  Normally I'm a strong advocate for listening to other people and considering their advice.  The problem with this comes when they tell you you're doing something wrong then refuse to offer a workable alternative.  So, when issues arise with Rule #3, consult Rule #2.  If someone tells you doing something is vital to the completion of your project, does doing that something depend entirely on them finding the free time to do it for you?  They might think they're helping by offering to do this complicated thing for you.  But really, they're not.  Nothing sucks like being stuck on a project with nothing to do for several months because someone started to do something vital that you don't understand and didn't finish it.

So... yeah, those are the first rules of my building plan for the Imaginary House.  They sound fantastically bitchy.  I do apologize.  I had a lot of help from several well-meaning people on the trailer, and it wasn't anybody's fault (expect probably mine) that it became such an absolute disaster.  There were several points during which, if I'd had any leadership qualities at all, I should have taken charge and said, "No, we're going to do it this way."  However, I have no leadership qualities.  I'm an antisocial person.  I'm not a team player, and my plans for the trailer should have reflected that.

So, because of this, my Imaginary House plans will be based on the assumption that I don't play well with others, except possibly Fiance.  If something needs to be done, I will do it myself.

Of course, this opens up a whole new door that I would never have expected to open in the past: the sheer mental joy of learning everything about building a house from the foundation up.

Last week, I spent hours trying to figure out how to correctly design and hand craft large beam trusses for a cathedral-style ceiling.  This week, I'm beginning to look at electricity.  Half the challenge is finding out how these things work in the first place.

I should mention that I'm one of those odd folks who gets an enormous jolt in the pleasure center by learning something new and foreign.  I'm in house-building heaven, weighing the pros and cons of different roofing materials because installing roofing is something people always tell me to hire someone else to do.  How many people who've never worked as roofers install their own roofs?  And what about all the stuff that goes on underneath the roofing material?  Trusses?  Support beams?  How about some fancy-looking purlins?

Roofs used to scare me.  I didn't know how they were designed, and because I didn't know that, I assumed that I'd have to hire someone to put them up for me, thus tremendously increasing my imaginary building costs.  Before roofs it was plumbing.  How on earth does plumbing work?  And then I saw youtube videos of people who'd installed tankless water heaters in DIY off-grid housing and some of the mystery's gone.

I feel reasonably confident that I can install my own plumbing, build my own roof, and assemble my own walls.

So now I'm studying electricity, which is perhaps the biggest and scariest of the big scary things I don't know how to do.  I'm not sure I'll be able to make electricity work for me.  I might have to cave a little and hire an electrician to make sure I don't burn my house down or electrocute myself.  But I'm going to study it first.  I want to understand it.  I want to know how it works.  I want it done my way.

I'm sure that sounds spoiled and bratty.  Maybe it is, but I want to understand the Imaginary House.  I want to build it and, having built it, I want to be able to dissect it with my eyes and identify all the inner workings that make it what it is.  If something breaks down, I want to understand why and how.  I want to know which parts broke down and how those parts can be fixed or replaced.  I want to be capable of doing the fixing/replacing myself.  I don't want to feel helpless in the Imaginary House until a professional comes and magically fixes whatever broken thing I don't understand.

Of course, there is a possibility, the Imaginary House will never be built.  It is imaginary after all.  If that's the case, I still want to learn and understand how it works.  If only because it's way too fun to learn about.